bent press

Have a idea; eye on pressing curve body type

“Damn I can bent press any day of week”

by AlKnown ZodiacKillee May 12, 2022

Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch

Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.

Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.

by Witch man August 28, 2022

The Big Body Bent 1963 <Escape`~`Artistry>

The Big Body Bent 1963 <Escape`~`Artistry>

The Big Body Bent 1963 <Escape`~`Artistry>

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 2, 2025

bent like a harley

When you are extremely upset with something

"ANDREW IM FUCKIN BENT LIKE A HARLEY"

by Dink smell May 6, 2019

Bent beak

Someone with a large bent shnozzle

Adrian brody has a bent nose...
so he has a bent beak!
WOOOOOO

by Hannybanany May 13, 2006

bent bed

Riding down the interstate, it's the bed that is bent in strange angles from being secured with bungee cords. It is usually being carried by a super long trailer.

Brandon was driving down the interstate when he spotted a "bent bed" and began to comment on the sadness of a bed that would probably never return to it's pre-bent state.

Rachel could not contain her laughter as she followed the "bent bed" trailer.

by Regina Pheldman June 18, 2018

Bent like a shrimp

A Cajun term for being so inebriated that you’re slouched over like a shrimp 🍤

When someone asks you “how drunk are you?”, your reply would be “ma’am I’m bent like a shrimp”

by Gymrat48 February 22, 2020