Basketball

A game equipment used in a team sport. It is typically known to be made out of rubber or fiber; traditionally leather. With poor dribbling skills or coordination is can bounce out of control or out of rhythm.

"Careful dude you shouldn't bounce the basketball too high or else-"
*Basketball hits the dude's face
"Well at least I tried to warn you"

by Flower Power 101 January 29, 2021

Basketball years

The years in which a basketball player "ages". Like dog years but faster, as in a normal NBA player retires much earlier than normal jobs.

Hey man ik Coby is only like 30 but in basketball years he's like 80

by C3PO and R2 are totally gay November 7, 2017

georgian basketball

When someone passes his job or task to another person next to him who has a lower position.

; An act when a person who bad transfers his job to a fellow employee and takes credit later.

I'm feeling lazy today so I'll play Georgian basketball on my co- workers

by Leviko January 18, 2020

Basketball Hoop

1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.

Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007

basketball beep

The audible notification of a smoke alarm that has a low battery.

All of the players on the team had to mute their microphones for remote learning this morning due to the constant basketball beeps from their smoke detectors.

by edward koin June 9, 2024

Gaynor Basketball

4 Star studded basketball prodigies duke it out in a 2V2 format all while being recorded for their YouTube series.

I'm going to watch Gaynor Basketball

by Drippin Joe April 17, 2023

TikTok Basketball

A play style of basketball that resembles the likes of players like Jordan Poole Kyle Kuzma and the Washington Wizards. players that provide no actual benefit to the teams they are playing for, just hooping for the sake of highlights for apps like TikTok or instagram reels. (Gio wise)

“Did you catch the wizards game last night?” “HELL NO kyle kuzma and jordan poole ruined my parlays because they just wanna play TikTok basketball”

by Bigbaggetter420 November 21, 2023