August 24

You the most funniest and dumbest person ever, you will be the class clown

Wow they are really funny they must be born on august 24

by Papichulo10169 November 2, 2019

August 2nd

Anyone born on this day is a natural born god sent from above, far superior to normal people, and has a strong leader instinct. Due to being born under the Leo constellation, these people are more susceptible to becoming conscious and breaking the matrix. This doesn’t apply to all but most are.

“Are you born on August 2nd?”
“Yea why?”
“You must be Jesus reincarnated.”

by Kabib Argonoph October 15, 2019

august 12

a day where the shrek babies are born

lillians birthday is august 12

by oats4goats64 December 3, 2020

August 1

The day where the most cute boys are born. AKA August 1st

James: Nick, why are you so cute?
Nick: I was born on August 1st DUH

by August1stbaby November 4, 2019

August 4th

National Eat booty day

Tim: Angelica its August 4th
Angelica Ok

by deckdra March 11, 2020

August 5

National Smack ass day🤤

Bryce:Wassup Ni’Leah

Ni’Leah:hey bryce

Bryce:You know what today is?
Ni’Leah:uhh...August 5
Bryce:Yea but it’s National Smack ass day 🤤

by Quartlin Thompson August 4, 2019

August 7

if you were born on August 7 you are on of the most couragous peolple on earth, even if you dont think it.

Person: HOW ARE YOU TOUCHING THAT SPIDER?
other person: i was born on august 7

Peron: oh,ok

by Lolasmith@123 December 22, 2020