by Polskii February 7, 2019
Get the Alphabet mug.Assorted "A-to-Z" bu**s**t-attribute descriptions of equally-brainless individuals who are wishing to relocate their sorry a**es to a different country:
brimmigrants: "High-toned, high-society" jerks who always dress up in fancy suits and hats
dimmigrants: Folks who "don't have overly much upstairs", and so their "idea lightbulb" never glows very brightly
flimmigrants: Snake-oil salesman who are being exiled for trying to "flam" everyone in their own country
glimmigrants: Slightly-less-dumb versions of Definition #2, in dat their brains "illuminate" at a bit greater "candlepower".
grimmigrants: What da Plymouth-Rock landers were after their long arduous journey on da Junebloom
himmigrants: Male coop-fliers
brimmigrants: "High-toned, high-society" jerks who always dress up in fancy suits and hats
dimmigrants: Folks who "don't have overly much upstairs", and so their "idea lightbulb" never glows very brightly
flimmigrants: Snake-oil salesman who are being exiled for trying to "flam" everyone in their own country
glimmigrants: Slightly-less-dumb versions of Definition #2, in dat their brains "illuminate" at a bit greater "candlepower".
grimmigrants: What da Plymouth-Rock landers were after their long arduous journey on da Junebloom
himmigrants: Male coop-fliers
Additional examples of "alphabetical immigrants include:
Jimmigrants: Dudes named James who aren't wishing to remain in their country of origin
Kimmigrants: Da female equivalents of da previous definition
plimmigrants: Dudes with raging hard-ons
primmigrants: Another term for Definition #1
quimmigrants: Da chicks whom da aforementioned hot-in-da-crotch dudes were seeking
SIMmigrants: Cell-phone salespeople who are seeking their fortune in foreign markets
scrimmigrants: Fabric-pedaling foreigners
shimmigrants: Merely "place-holder" refugees who aren't actually gonna contribute anything to da country dat dey land on
skimmigrants: Till-dippers who are runnin' from da Feds in their home country
slimmigrants: Similar to da shysters described in Definition #3, but this time in da weight-loss field
swimmigrants: Border-bailers who "missed da boat"
Timmigrants: Asylum-seeking guys named after da fuzzy-topped field-grass
trimmigrants: Similar con-men as described three definitions back; they're also good wif da hedge-clippers
vimmigrants: Also similar to da aforementioned pharmaceuticals-peddlers, but in da energy-boosting department
whimmigrants: Casual-minded travelers who breezily hop countries merely as their fancies dictate
Jimmigrants: Dudes named James who aren't wishing to remain in their country of origin
Kimmigrants: Da female equivalents of da previous definition
plimmigrants: Dudes with raging hard-ons
primmigrants: Another term for Definition #1
quimmigrants: Da chicks whom da aforementioned hot-in-da-crotch dudes were seeking
SIMmigrants: Cell-phone salespeople who are seeking their fortune in foreign markets
scrimmigrants: Fabric-pedaling foreigners
shimmigrants: Merely "place-holder" refugees who aren't actually gonna contribute anything to da country dat dey land on
skimmigrants: Till-dippers who are runnin' from da Feds in their home country
slimmigrants: Similar to da shysters described in Definition #3, but this time in da weight-loss field
swimmigrants: Border-bailers who "missed da boat"
Timmigrants: Asylum-seeking guys named after da fuzzy-topped field-grass
trimmigrants: Similar con-men as described three definitions back; they're also good wif da hedge-clippers
vimmigrants: Also similar to da aforementioned pharmaceuticals-peddlers, but in da energy-boosting department
whimmigrants: Casual-minded travelers who breezily hop countries merely as their fancies dictate
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bambrosia: a super-satisfying bouncy-bouncy
blambrosia: what movie-gunshots sounded like to Mike Teavee
cambrosia: more-beautiful/satisfying-than-normal web-lens action
clambrosia: either da savory chowder or da magnificent pearls dat you can get from said sea-dwelling bivalves
crambrosia: what da above-mentioned delicacy is when you copiously scoop it into your mouth
dambrosia: lovely scenes from a hydro-power location
drambrosia: da merely-tiny potions of a rich/costly goodie dat yer mommy/daddy will allow you at a time
Frambrosia: what a pricier brand of oil-filter claims to be
grambrosia: how youngsters view their delightful "big Ma", both for her warmly-cuddly welcoming of dem to her house, and da tasty aromatic treats dat she always bakes for dem
hambrosia: out-of-this-world deli-selections
jambrosia: what your gramma would dish out when all of da youngsters gathered around for sliced-bread snacks
krambrosia: Definition#3 on steroids --- how da stretched-out-cheeked guy in da "Snickers Almond" commercial viewed said tasty nuts
bambrosia: a super-satisfying bouncy-bouncy
blambrosia: what movie-gunshots sounded like to Mike Teavee
cambrosia: more-beautiful/satisfying-than-normal web-lens action
clambrosia: either da savory chowder or da magnificent pearls dat you can get from said sea-dwelling bivalves
crambrosia: what da above-mentioned delicacy is when you copiously scoop it into your mouth
dambrosia: lovely scenes from a hydro-power location
drambrosia: da merely-tiny potions of a rich/costly goodie dat yer mommy/daddy will allow you at a time
Frambrosia: what a pricier brand of oil-filter claims to be
grambrosia: how youngsters view their delightful "big Ma", both for her warmly-cuddly welcoming of dem to her house, and da tasty aromatic treats dat she always bakes for dem
hambrosia: out-of-this-world deli-selections
jambrosia: what your gramma would dish out when all of da youngsters gathered around for sliced-bread snacks
krambrosia: Definition#3 on steroids --- how da stretched-out-cheeked guy in da "Snickers Almond" commercial viewed said tasty nuts
Additional examples of "alphabetical ambrosia" include:
lambrosia: what Mary Sawyer's famous "fuzzy four-footed friend in da classroom" song/story has been for little kids ever since it was penned
ma'ambrosia: super-polite speaking-behavior
'Nambrosia: infinitely-awesome exports from southeast Asia
Pambrosia: da decidedly-better nonstick spray
prambrosia: what passersby view an "adorably-precious" newborn as in Merry Old England
rambrosia: da best butter in America (yes, even better than "billy-wives'" milk --- sorry, goats!)
sambrosia: what Edna Walker Chandler's classic cowboy-tales are viewed as by children who love dat kind of book
scambrosia: da supposedly-fabulous "pie in da sky" promises dat shysters make
slambrosia: what Prince Hullabaloo considered da sound of everyone noisily going in and out of their houses and shops in da Kingdom of Hubbub
spambrosia: what a few nerds actually consider dat disgusting super-salty pink goo in da infamous rectangular can
swambrosia: what a dip in da lake feels like on a hot day
tambrosia: better-quality knitted headwear from Scotland
trambrosia: what a cable-car ride can be if you aren't afraid of heights
whambrosia: "step-up" level of Definition #1
yambrosia: what sweet potatoes are to folks who love 'em
lambrosia: what Mary Sawyer's famous "fuzzy four-footed friend in da classroom" song/story has been for little kids ever since it was penned
ma'ambrosia: super-polite speaking-behavior
'Nambrosia: infinitely-awesome exports from southeast Asia
Pambrosia: da decidedly-better nonstick spray
prambrosia: what passersby view an "adorably-precious" newborn as in Merry Old England
rambrosia: da best butter in America (yes, even better than "billy-wives'" milk --- sorry, goats!)
sambrosia: what Edna Walker Chandler's classic cowboy-tales are viewed as by children who love dat kind of book
scambrosia: da supposedly-fabulous "pie in da sky" promises dat shysters make
slambrosia: what Prince Hullabaloo considered da sound of everyone noisily going in and out of their houses and shops in da Kingdom of Hubbub
spambrosia: what a few nerds actually consider dat disgusting super-salty pink goo in da infamous rectangular can
swambrosia: what a dip in da lake feels like on a hot day
tambrosia: better-quality knitted headwear from Scotland
trambrosia: what a cable-car ride can be if you aren't afraid of heights
whambrosia: "step-up" level of Definition #1
yambrosia: what sweet potatoes are to folks who love 'em
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Get the Alphabet Jones jenKins joneS alphabeT mug.Assorted historical-entertainment productions, arranged in A-Z order:
BLOCumentary: Details of assorted common-goal groups
BLOCKumentary: All about cube-shaped objects
BOCKumentary: History of dark-beer brewing
COCKumentary: History of how lucky you got wif da fairer gender
CLOCKumentary: Details how da set for Doc Brown's laboratory was created
CROCKumentary: An expose of BS, or presents a timeline of how stoneware has evolved over da millennia
DOCKumentary: Tells about boat-piers from over da years
FLOCKumentary: All about warmth-linings, or "birds of a feather" social-behavior
FROCKumentary: Details fancy-schmancy dress-up duds for kiddos
GLOCKumentary: Discusses how Madea deals with "getters" who "done got" her
HOCKumentary: Expounds on topics regarding pawn-shops or leg-joints
JOCKumentary: History of athletes
KNOCKumentary: All about door-tapping and da related highly-popular pun-type jokes
LOCHumentary: Tells about inland waterways and ocean inlets
LOCKumentary: Details of hair-styles or mechanical exclusionary devices
MOCKumentary: A spoof on a genuine educational film
BLOCumentary: Details of assorted common-goal groups
BLOCKumentary: All about cube-shaped objects
BOCKumentary: History of dark-beer brewing
COCKumentary: History of how lucky you got wif da fairer gender
CLOCKumentary: Details how da set for Doc Brown's laboratory was created
CROCKumentary: An expose of BS, or presents a timeline of how stoneware has evolved over da millennia
DOCKumentary: Tells about boat-piers from over da years
FLOCKumentary: All about warmth-linings, or "birds of a feather" social-behavior
FROCKumentary: Details fancy-schmancy dress-up duds for kiddos
GLOCKumentary: Discusses how Madea deals with "getters" who "done got" her
HOCKumentary: Expounds on topics regarding pawn-shops or leg-joints
JOCKumentary: History of athletes
KNOCKumentary: All about door-tapping and da related highly-popular pun-type jokes
LOCHumentary: Tells about inland waterways and ocean inlets
LOCKumentary: Details of hair-styles or mechanical exclusionary devices
MOCKumentary: A spoof on a genuine educational film
Additional examples of alphabetical documentaries might include:
NOCKumentary: All about archery
POCKumentary: How small dents are created
ROCKumentary: Educates viewers about minerals, thumpy-thump music, or tipsy chairs
SOCKumentary: All you need to know about cloth foot-coverings
SHOCKumentary: A really startling/dramatic educational film
SMOCKumentary: Da history of outer garments worn for protective/decorative purposes
SPOCKumentary: A biography of everyone's favorite logical-minded spaceman
STOCKumentary: All about farm-animals, long-gun butts, or Wall Street trading
TOCKumentary: Companion-episode to a TICKumentary
WALKumentary: All about gettin' up off'n yer lazy fat a** and "hoofin' it" sometimes, instead of always riding in a vehicle
WOKumentary: Da assorted details and attributes of Chinese cookin'
NOCKumentary: All about archery
POCKumentary: How small dents are created
ROCKumentary: Educates viewers about minerals, thumpy-thump music, or tipsy chairs
SOCKumentary: All you need to know about cloth foot-coverings
SHOCKumentary: A really startling/dramatic educational film
SMOCKumentary: Da history of outer garments worn for protective/decorative purposes
SPOCKumentary: A biography of everyone's favorite logical-minded spaceman
STOCKumentary: All about farm-animals, long-gun butts, or Wall Street trading
TOCKumentary: Companion-episode to a TICKumentary
WALKumentary: All about gettin' up off'n yer lazy fat a** and "hoofin' it" sometimes, instead of always riding in a vehicle
WOKumentary: Da assorted details and attributes of Chinese cookin'
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