Barney

pink dinosaur
lik little children

=
barney has fun
kids won't

barney much UwU
yes

Barney likes kids, kids won't. ;)

by fififux January 28, 2022

Barney

An overweight male wearing tight colorful cycling apparel.

I went for a ride around the park on sunday. It was full of Barneys showing off their expensive bikes.

by Elmo_Lina November 7, 2018

BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

so if you say barney squish face, that means you see a really cute and adorable puppy. like when I got my cockapoo puppy, I shouted BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!! (btw its not I called it barney squish-face because my dog is called Barney, he is called bailey, he just looks like a Barney)

oh my goodness your dog is SO adorable and he looks like a Barney oh my goodness BARNEY SQUISH-FACE!!!

by Mila loves her golden cockapoo December 28, 2024

Barney

Barney is a guy thats big brain and misunderstood stood as (Barney the dino)

Barneys the biggest bird.

by Thewisemanofnames August 7, 2023

barney

A blue collar worker type guy. They're like cavemen. They act like they don't care. They only want one thing because they have nothing else to offer. They won't respect or appreciate their relationship partner. Like a lump of coal that can never be a diamond.

I dated a total barney. He was dumb like a two-by-four.

by doll face 88 May 10, 2018

Barney

A total dickhead who doesn't know anything but how to piss people off. They are often dis-owned at a young age when the parent realises what a mistake they made

You're such a Barney

by UR BOI BOB January 15, 2019

Barney

Sick lad, super sexy, girls are all over him although sometimes he is given shit for being a wild party goer everybody still loves him, always invited to the craziest piss ups, if you see a Barney just know he’s a fuken menace

Girl 1: Oh look over there at that hot hot guy

Girl 2: He must be “Barney”
Girl 1: damn right imma get his number

by Pussyslayerrr August 29, 2019