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Jesse

some gay kid who has a very tiny microscopic penis
jesse they gay cunt
by Itz-K-V March 18, 2019
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A very overweight Male, You Never wanna get on his badside Never let your sisters near him with his perverted acts on his mind. Always fighting for a girlfriend but will never retrieve one. He may be perverted and overweight but he still is good on his bike!
"Look at that Jesse! He is very good at his bike! Wow I'm glad I'm not a Jesse!"
by Ajay Wilson June 5, 2020
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owns a cold exterior that hides a massive softie. makes school trousers look good and not yet cankled, somehow not 30 stone despite consuming more saturated fat that you can shake a stick at. despises children but backs it up with fair evidence, however inexcusably rates H. might want to consider longer jumpers. walks like she’s on a space hopper. hella fire still.
jess what are you doing with Warwick Davies’ poo sock?
by bruhski December 20, 2019
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a guy addicted to any paper activity
fuck you #jesse you ate all my paper
by jesse draws March 12, 2020
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A gay boy who likes talking sus and is really gay. Also has a huge fetish and love for Brad Pitt and men in general.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jesse?
Guy 2: I don't dare go near that man, he'll probe me if I get near.
by BleachedFacism November 26, 2019
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An over grown lap dog that is obsessed with cuddles and being a psycho.
that is such a Jesse!!!!
by XOXO😍😘 January 3, 2018
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jesse is annoying af
by hoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoheoe December 17, 2018
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