Bob

My ukulele

Dis is Bob

by Da urban dictionary master August 27, 2019

bob

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by the house is on fire September 25, 2018

Bob

A bob is a name so you can talk about your period in public.

"My Bob is this month."
"My Bob was last week!"

by NetflixIsBae February 28, 2016

bob

bob is usually used as a masculine name. it can also be an acronym, like "battle of the books," or "bewildered opossums behind you"

charlie: there's bob!
karla: what?
charlie: bewildered opossums behind you!

OR

charlie: this is my new friend bob
karla: f*ck you charlie i thought i was the only one i can't believe you would do this to me and-

by ben's mop October 16, 2020

Bob

A rich dumb ass who likes to fuck with people but cries when he's the victim.

That person is such a bob.

by Fuck hell fuck March 15, 2017

Bob

The most sexy drunk dad ever. He has a nine inch penis. When he has an errection, his penis is 69 feet long.(He has to carry his penis, walking down Hollywood street when people start at him). He has 10 children and smacks everyone of them with his penis (when he has a boner). *he is a player...(has 21 girlfriends and 38 wives...)

"Bob i failed my test" *smacks kid with penis*.

by JaFfYlAfFy April 10, 2019

BOB

really... out of all of the things bob?! Bob is a name which is often used to name random people.

bob 1 :"This kid is so freaking stupid... he searched up bob"
Bob 2"oh geez"

by wait what is a pseudonym January 16, 2019