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Dick yanked

When your wife is so fed up with you that she hands you a naked dude magazine infront of all your friends.
Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.
by Luckyluc1982 November 20, 2014
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skank yank

Vinnie totally skank yanked Tammi when he told everyone what she did in Mexico.
by gregggreg2 September 13, 2006
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Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
by anonymous July 4, 2024
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yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser
by crackerlicious December 18, 2009
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Yank

To steal something, anything privately owned or public.
“Bro...I’m about to for real Yank that snikers cuz I’m mad hungry
by “Yankmaker” April 11, 2018
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Stank Yank

I was in the bathroom and got the urge.. so I did a stank yank and took care of it
by Sadistic _Ahole October 1, 2025
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anal yank

Anal Yank is the process of pulling anal beads out of someone as hard as you can after sex.
"I would totally ANAL YANK that chick over there."
by BigMoneyMiguel November 29, 2015
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