When your wife is so fed up with you that she hands you a naked dude magazine infront of all your friends.
Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.
by Luckyluc1982 November 20, 2014
Get the Dick yankedmug. by gregggreg2 September 13, 2006
Get the skank yankmug. When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
by anonymous July 4, 2024
Get the Yanking offmug. (NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.
Syn: Masturbator Tosser
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.
Syn: Masturbator Tosser
by crackerlicious December 18, 2009
Get the yank spankermug. by “Yankmaker” April 11, 2018
Get the Yankmug. Masterbaiting while taking a shit
by Sadistic _Ahole October 1, 2025
Get the Stank Yankmug. by BigMoneyMiguel November 29, 2015
Get the anal yankmug.