Dick yanked

When your wife is so fed up with you that she hands you a naked dude magazine infront of all your friends.

Karen was so fed up with Ryan's drinking that she dick yanked him to the amusement and eternal shame infront of all his neighbours.

by Luckyluc1982 November 20, 2014

skank yank

Revealing someone's skanky behavior.

Vinnie totally skank yanked Tammi when he told everyone what she did in Mexico.

by gregggreg2 September 13, 2006

you don't have to yank it two horns

you can't get into anymore trouble the situation your in is mess up it get's

My friend was so wasted I said To him after a hangover you don't have to yank it two horns

by taylor hook December 14, 2013

Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts

Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"

by anonymous July 4, 2024

yank stank fever

The term describes people from the north aka YANKS, YANKEES, or GREASE-BALLS, rapidly populatiing the south while having very unpleasant body odor and smell. (mainly fishy or just bad smelling)

In recent years, people have seen the effects of YANK STANK FEVER in the south ex; colleges and college towns.

The party last night would have been much better, but YANK STANK FEVER caused everyone to leave cause of their yank like ways and very bad smell.

by TARHEELSPIMP23 December 25, 2012

new york yanking

when you masturbate so much that you become gay

I think that the new york yanking made my friend gay he keeps caressing me

by IM IN YOUR WALLS December 19, 2023

anal yank

Anal Yank is the process of pulling anal beads out of someone as hard as you can after sex.

"I would totally ANAL YANK that chick over there."

by BigMoneyMiguel November 29, 2015