yank spanker

(NOUN)
A ballbusting term of endearment from one guy to another that accuses them of yanking their penis to masturbate.

Syn: Masturbator Tosser
by crackerlicious December 18, 2009
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Yanking off

When one masturbates by retracting his foreskin all the way down, holding it with his thighs, and then using lube instead of the foreskin for the up and down motion.
Those that realize this action are refered to as "Yankeers".
Yanking off is commonly accompanied by eating big mac's and watching obese (refered to them as thick) doing obscene acts
Person 1: "damn, my dick is destroyed, I think I exaggerated last night."
Person 2: "what the hell did you do?"
Person 1:" I was yanking off without lube, first mistake, and then I let a mustard droplet land on my urethra, it's burning like hell."
Person 2:" maybe you should just stick to the yanking part of it"
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Yanking Buns

The act where a group of men gather around a cinnamon bun with the purpose of jacking off to coat the bun with their semen.

The act is a game, where the man who reaches climax last will have to proceed with eating said bun with the rest of the men's semen on top.
"Did you hear about Joel? He was yanking buns last week with his Co-workers!"
by KhajiitMeistro August 30, 2018
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What a yank

It is a phrase used by people usually in high school, it is another way for saying "what a joke" or "you're yanking my chain"
Example 1:
Susan: "Me and Jayden had sex and I think I'm pregnant"

Yasmin: "What a yank susie you fucking slut"

Example 2:

Teacher: "We have a surprise test this period"

Students: "WHAT A FUCKING YANK"
by goonsquadfruitylexia May 27, 2015
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anal yank

Anal Yank is the process of pulling anal beads out of someone as hard as you can after sex.
"I would totally ANAL YANK that chick over there."
by BigMoneyMiguel October 10, 2015
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wicked yank

a wicked yank is when you ain't jerked off in a while and your roommates are gone so you light a candle and take a trip to wonderland, just you and your shmeat having a little yank together

"yank" is an abbreviation of "yankin tha shi," a euphemism for jerking off
"wicked" refers both to the sinful nature of the activity, and the fiendish gusto with which it is carried out
"hey man how was your weekend"
"pretty good! i had a WICKED yank on saturday and then i hit the gym"
"haha cool"
by JJ Q. Q. Q. Esq. February 22, 2024
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