Virtually fucking

Fucking people you're not really fucking.

In reality the guy had as many side girls as he had wives (zero), but by virtually fucking people he could have five of each without moving to utah. He was flattered that a few people thought he was really a womanizer.

by Solid Mantis May 14, 2020

virtual tidying

the act of spending hours deleting unread emails and unread facebook messages when you could be cleaning the bathroom, doing the washing up and tidying the house.

There are 1,188 unread messages in my facebook inbox, sorry if you sent me a personal message and you've not had a reply. I am about to embark on some serious virtual tidying so I may get back to you.

by climate james October 21, 2010

Virtual Console

Fancy Word for "Official Emulation"

Virtual Console

by Wixkslfjdkfirjeje December 30, 2023

Virtual Learning Centre

Online highschool for everyone in ontario
if you dont lock in at the first day of school your cooked
if you have decent grades and final exam season your cooked
if you have math but you didnt lock in at grade 8 & 7 your cooked

have fun

Person 1: yo i go to virtual learning centre (VLC)
Person 2: damnn it must be easyyy
person 1: its..... ok

by LVtrappy2 October 20, 2024

virtual workplace

At work in virtual reality.

He's carved out quite a niche for himself in the virtual workplace.

by Hercolena Oliver October 18, 2008

Virtual Bulimia

The compulsion to heave photos of half eaten meals into the nearest Facebook.

"Yo, waz up? Your facebook photos are all of half eaten pizzas. You gotta deal with your virtual bulimia, man, and stop heaving on my eyeballs,"

by kazbo January 27, 2012

Virtual Social Distancing

The only way to avoid a virtual hangout during quarantine.

Someone you rarely hang out with: "Hey, want to have a zoom call tonight?"
You: "Sorry! I can't."
Someone you rarely hang out with: "Why not? It's not like you can go out."
You: "I know, but I'm practicing virtual social distancing."

by Little Walnut March 31, 2020