wille vodka

a super cool guy thats really awsome .

look at that guy he locks so god he must be a wille vodka

by typ aa March 1, 2017

Vodka Cock

The inability to achieve or maintain an erection due to excessive vodka consumption.

After 10 screwdrivers, Andy's vodka cock was full-on wet noodle status.

by NickEpic July 29, 2012

13 year old boy drinks vodka

This is Katelyn, she likes tomato ketchup, she likes it too much, and she has 8 baby teeth removed,, This is Leon, his mother pulls him with a wheelchair, because he's too heavy to walk, Colin is 13, he is drinking half a bottle of vodka every Friday

13 year old boy drinks vodka every Friday is a a sad story.

by Debskelly1985 June 18, 2023

Gulag Vodka

The act of pissing on a person's grave.

"Have you gone to the presidential graveyard?"

"I went to give them all some Gulag Vodka last week!"

by Xalterai April 9, 2023

Vodka Todger

See whiskey dick.

A state of being in which a man finds himself incapable of attaining or maintaining an erection, following a night of fervent vodka embibage.

“Piotr, did you play nice game of shuffle snake with Yulia last night?”

“Nyet Bogdan. Vodka todger, very bad”

by King Vodka Todger December 14, 2023

tea vodka

It's quite simple, honestly. You take a fresh bottle of straight vodka (none of that flavored crap), and you steep a bag of tea in it (preferably either Twinings English Breakfast, Bigelow Lemon, or Earl Grey) in the fridge for AT LEAST 8 hours. Et voila you have tea vodka.

"Made some tea vodka for the viewing party tonight!"

by BigBob9999 November 20, 2021

Vodka Diarrhea

The diarrhea of the morning after a drinking night, often explosive and painful.
Usually followed by a sigh of relief and feeling generally better

I got wasted last night at a wedding, had a terrible Vodka Diarrhea this morning- it got everywhere!

by HarryBolz September 24, 2021