Puffy vagina

A puffy vagina is a nice meaty pussy - it doesn't always have to have meat curtains (otherwise known as large hanging labia-majora skin flopping out. A puffy vagina can be puffy like the pillsbury doh boy. A little cushion and more meat is never a bad thing. A puffy vagina is a rare delicacy and should be treated like a desert to anyone having a taste.
"Man she had a nice puffy vagina, her outer lips had some thickness - it looked like a plump peach"
by Man_handler December 20, 2017
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lead vagina

A feeling that many girls get when they are on their period. It feels like your vagina is made out of lead and is so heavy that it is being weighed down which results in you feeling like you have to sit with your vagina as low to the ground as possible. It is extremely uncomfortable.
Hol: "Crap guys, I think I just started my period."

Mar: "Oh no girl! That sucks!"

Autumn: "Besta hope you don't get that lead vagina"
by mebby March 21, 2012
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Pudding Vagina

The state of a slut's vagina; especially one that has been railed constantly so their chatch has lost all tightness, an its feeling and texture resemble that of pudding.
-"Yo dude how was she?"
-"Aweful bro, bitch had pudding vagina"
by Dickie Carmichael September 22, 2011
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vagina cop

A girl who protects her friends from making bad decisions with guys. A type of female cock block.
by G diggity January 30, 2009
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retractable vagina

A vagina that can go back to being tight after having an extremely large dick inside it.
DAMNN LEANN! YOU HAVE A RETRACTABLE VAGINA! HOW MUCH IS THAT WORTH!
by meeeehellluhhh October 21, 2008
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Man vagina

When a man is wearing too tight of pants and you can see his ball sack split by the seam of his pants that is a man vagina.
That nerd has a man vagina with his slacks on too tight when he sits down.
by Nicky with a big sticky April 10, 2020
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vagina hangover

When you've had so much sex that your vaginal region hurts like hell the next day, but dang, it was worth it.

When Hillary awoke the next morning with a throbbing vagina hangover, she vowed never to have sex again.
by BeritBerit October 28, 2007
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