Meat Trumpet

When a man farts while getting oral sex.

Tom knew Cindy's love of music, so he finished with a Meat Trumpet in C Minor.

She demands that I signal with a Meat Trumpet before I cum.

by VSkizzle February 9, 2007

Trumpet

1.Gods girt to the marching band.

2.The awesomest hunk of metal you will ever blow into.

John: I like your trumpet.

Bill: Yeah trombones pretty much suck.

by Trmp buddy. October 18, 2008

beef trumpet

A tasty, more inviting term used to refer to one's penis.

'She played a cracking tune on my beef trumpet'

by Sparklehorse January 27, 2007

The Georgia Trumpet

When, durring intercourse, the woman releases gas from her vagina causing many trumpet noises while thrusting

Man, last night i was doing doggy with my girl and she totally started doing The Georgia Trumpet

by Jakie Prates November 30, 2011

Blowing his own trumpet

For one person to be standing in front of disintersted people bragging about how much of a champion he is at everthing he does, whilst the others listening are thinking of how much af a loser he really is.

Tony : when I was I the army I was Sargent of 11 people bla bla bla, and I did this.... and I did that.....bla bla bla.
Greg (thinking):here we go, he is blowing his own trumpet again. you are really an absolute moron,,,what a dickhead.

by strateShot March 6, 2009

Trumpster

A place where all of the empty promises and lies are stored.

Bringing back the coal industry is another idea your can put in the Trumpster.

by BMan54 November 17, 2016

Rusty Trumpet

When a woman (or man) is giving a Man a blow job while humming (like a trumpet) and using three fingers to stimulate the balls.

The goal of the rusty trumpet is not for the man to orgasm, but for the man to fart.

Man: Hey baby, you want to give me a rusty trumpet?

Woman: What's that?!?!

Man: Well, you slob on my knob like corn on the cob, then use tree fingers to massage my balls, the job aint done until I fart! Wocka Wocka!

by Wocka Wocka Wocka August 21, 2009