Biological thief

A man that promises to give you a baby at a certain time but doesn't actually deliver. He's full of shit. What does that make him a biological thief?

He promised me we will have a baby we will do our researches and learn about a baby but as the time went near, he said he couldn't do it, he doesn't really want kids what a biological thief.

by Pat gently August 30, 2023

Sunglass thief

Anyone named mike is the definition of a sunglass thief.

Theres a sunglass thief named mike stealing sunglasses

by Theguardians June 6, 2023

Air Thief

Someone that is dreamed unworthy to exist so is a waste of any energy on that is an "Air Thief".

She Doesn't Deserve to exist what an Air Thief

by The Star sign of Scorpio 🦂 December 21, 2022

condiment thief

the reason why McDonald's hides ketchup and mustard behind the counter

Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments

by ranktude November 29, 2012

Waffle Thief

1.

An offensive term for a Belgian suspected of theft.

Give it back you filthy fucking waffle thief

by JackRabbitStorm August 28, 2010

Cum Thief

When a girl sneaks into your room at night and sucks all the cum outta you to strengthen her superpowers

Fuck! My balls are flat, I’ve been got by a cum thief!

by I steal glasses from blind kid March 3, 2024

Thief

A low life piece of shit/ trash they take what doesn't belong to them and feel no remorse for the person who's lives they ruined/ just affected in a very drastic way. They deserve to be locked up for life for taking hard earned people's money and other valuables and if they one day suddenly disappeared i can for the most part almost guarantee no one would miss them.

Meet Fred, he works hard for his money is a taxpayer and bought everything he owns. On this day, Fred had his car stolen with many of his valuable possessions still inside the vehicle including but not limited to his phone, wallet, credit card insurance registration and other things that were valuable to him. Now Fred has to call the police who will probably arrive to the scene 2 hours after his car was initially stolen to file a report and they say they will like but the odds of them finding the car are very low. This is made worse by the fact that Fred had just finished paying of the vehicle and had just recieved the title to the car while the piece of shit thief is probably doing drugs in it without a care in the world.

by Righteousdude28 April 24, 2020