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The Tease Maneuver

A sexual maneuver in which your partner is in the face down ass up position, and you, from the ass eating position, grab her by the hips, and pick her up to where only her hands are touching the ground and she's doing a kind of a handstand, then, you give it a lil lick, then drop her down on her neck, killing her instantly
I was eating her ass, then she pooted, so I got angry and hit her with the tease maneuver
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The rodrick maneuver

The process of sleeping with a girl that your friend may/may not like after you are introduced to her by the same friend.
I really liked her until my best friend pulled the rodrick maneuver on me.
by holymolyguacamole October 25, 2018
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maloney maneuver

Purposefully telling grandiose lies to falsely accuse or cower someone to exert power, control, or for political gain.
Did you hear the whoppers he told about Jim to undermine him? Did he think anyone believed it? Total Maloney Maneuver
by Elmer Champs March 26, 2024
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The James Maneuver

When a 250 lbs. man who wears baseball hats gets passed the bong in a rotation and takes 50 micro hits over the course of the 5 minutes he hogs it, gets spit all over it and charrs all the weed and then passes it to the next man in the rotation and acts like nothing happened.
Person 1: *Passes the bong to James
James: Executes the classic James Maneuver.

Person 2: That fat bastard just FUCKED the bong.
Person 3: He did The James Maneuver
by Nzirkru882828 September 2, 2022
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Go to a Napa and do some wine tasting at Inglenook winery. Always busy with hotties! Locate a drunk slutty and pay for her tasting......take her to some more wineries until she is good and pie-eyed. On the way back stop by Mickey D's and get 2 Happy Meals. When you get her back to your bungalow in Napa, split one of the meals and with the other put the Hamburglar and fries in her POOKALOLLY and enjoy. As you are finishing your fries, slowly put the Happy Meal toy in her Tukhus. Once the toy is full inserted, finish off your hot date with some Ravage Sex and as you explode your love potion, pull Grimace out of her Pooper and start singing IM LOVIN IT!
"How are you"......."fantastic, I was on the Napa Wine train last weekend and hooked up with this Cheerleader and we got hammered. Once we landed at my pad, I introduced her to The Happy Napa Meal Maneuver. We both had a great time and laughed our asses off.
by Sonnyd2022 August 23, 2023
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The Sleez Maneuver

When a guy aka. Dane S takes a girls pair of panties from the dryer on Colby 8 an all guys floor.
We got a kick out of the sleez maneuver dane pulled today, and decided to play stupid saying that he never saw her panties even though he's wearing them.
by Big T Dog September 22, 2008
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Double suck maneuver

A.) When someone sucks so bad they suck twice
Matt sucks at sucking at life so bad that it is the double suck maneuver
by KrisdoubleEdee December 5, 2013
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