Biking on a highway in Virginia

1. An analogy for something so awful that it's comparable to riding a bike on a highway full of absolute dumbasses who don't know how to drive. Also known as Virginians.

2. The worst fucking experience ever

Use 1:
Person 1: dude, Dave said he went camping last weekend and his tent got blown away but his car wouldn't start.
Person 2: that sounds like biking on a highway in Virginia.

Use 2:
Person 1: I went biking on a highway in Virginia.
Person 2: how did it go?
Person 1: why do you think I'm in the hospital, dumbass?

by Michelle, what the fuck? June 6, 2021

Choccy highway

The "choccy highway" is the descriptive definition given to a one's sphincter in the act of sexual intercourse when one or both parties desire to penetrate said parties anal cavity with their meat popsicle. "Choccy highway" is a neutral term that applies to both genders

Ill be driving up the choccy highway tonight fellas.

I asked her for directions to the choccy highway she said "just over the bend you can't miss it".

Hooked up with a real mud wallet last night but she let me ride the choccy highway so it wasn't too bad.

by Jordan Mc April 22, 2018

Highway Patrol Syndrome

Highway Patrol Syndrome is a highly contagious condition caused by the sheer awesomeness of the Sheriff’s Office, making highway patrol officers irresistibly want to transfer. In Mecklenburg County alone, seven cases have been reported in the last two days.

Wow MCSO is so awesome, I guess I have Highway Patrol Syndrome.

by Samuel Shunk August 22, 2025

Highway

When some one catches back to back bodies.

She is a highway.
Your a highway, you let everyone drive you.

by Juulz87 September 17, 2023

Highway to the farting zone

An individual who is extremely gassy, and there fore must immediately and urgently travel to a designated area to release flatulence.

“Sorry man, I’d love to go to your grandmas birthday, but I’m a little backed up and currently on the highway to the farting zone.”

by The bees knees February 11, 2024

HighWay

The definition of highway is the place you were born because that’s where most mistakes happen

You were born on the highway

by Aboomdelakaka January 19, 2022

jersey highway

The path made in the snow in the backyard for a little dog.

We let the dog out to use the Jersey Highway.

by 707mom February 28, 2019