Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.

Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022

Petting the horse.

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012

Heart pet

A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.

You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.

by PetsForYourSoul October 7, 2020

Stoner Pet

When you let your friend smoke a bowl while you stay sober so you can take them on adventures and drive them around.

"What are you up to today?"

"Not much, just taking my stoner pet for a drive".

by Konk_Donkey December 28, 2019

pet typing

when you're talking to someone and your retarded pet comes in and steps all over your keyboard and types something.

guy 1: hey man
guy 2: asdfgfds
guy 1: sorry that was my pet typing
guy 2: ah alright

by f the magical letter March 6, 2020

pet cute

someone who is cute like a pet, rather than hot, pretty or handsome

she thinks I'm pet cute, not hot like for a boyfriend.

by lflqueen January 9, 2010

petting zoo

a word for a strip club or a gentlemen club

1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz

2: bye O.G nigga stay low

by g-lowlife February 17, 2022