Mush

A perverted man , usually a mechanic in a small shithole of a town that does little to no work and is mostly in his office rubbing one out to pornhub for the entirety of the working day , a mush is usually found on a KTM out of his working hours

“Hey mush are you coming out for pies tonight?”

“Of course mush let me just Finish mushing one off and I’ll hop on the moto and join ya”

by Jake likes gin May 31, 2018

mush

The big silly dosser that works at Rascals that forgets too book days off for seshes the fuckin prune

chloe ur a silly fuckin mush

by Benrobbo77 October 12, 2021

Mush

a word meaning my pal or bud invented by Tegan Dickson in Fife

Oi mush, how’s you?

by fifelad November 15, 2020

Mush levitch

Someone who's looking at another guy with a mean, but a really mean look.

He so wants to kick his ass that he's giving him a mush levitch.

by Paul deToilette June 23, 2009

mushed bun

During rectal intercourse, the male participant(s) displaces the original occupants of the aforementioned rectum with his elongated appendage. The probability of this phenomenon occuring is directly proportional distance inserted.

Oh golly, Fenston popped round earlier and left me with a mushed bun.

by Mushy bun February 16, 2018

Mush-flux

Noun. When your brain is overloaded with too much information going in, pushing out other vital information in the process, causing your brain to be in a state of mush-flux.

Before that exam my mate was in mush-flux, but he still aced it, cuz Jimmy's a top bloke.

by mushfluxon February 2, 2017

Shelly mush

A reference to the vagina, commonly used in Cambridge Massachusetts beginning in the 1950s

Her momma said, don't forget to wash your shelly mush

by mainegoodstuff May 7, 2021