Hairy TicTac

When someone’s head is structured in which it looks liked a TicTac, but they have a beard etc....

-“Hey!, have you been Dave lately”
-“Yeah, he be looking like a right hairy TicTac”

by Cammy.K17 July 11, 2019

Hairy David

When somebody shaves their pubes and glues them to another persons upper lip.

Using feline feasies to glue the pubes to the persons upper lip.

"I fell asleep and I woke up and Todd had given me a hairy David ".

by T-rent October 10, 2014

hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair

That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!

by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019

hairy falls

When someone cums all over the face of a bearded man's face and therefore creating a "waterfall" of semen down his beard.

Jason got sucked off for awhile and then came all over Santa Claus's face. The cum that leaked down sure made for a hairy falls.

by Janicebuttknuckle March 27, 2010

hairy sandy

When you eat a girl out and it's so hairy you get some stuck in your teeth

I gave my girlfriend a hairy sandy and I had hair in my mouth for a week

by Mah niqqa April 10, 2014

Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.

When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.

by Tamrian August 22, 2016

hairy paintbrush

When you've dipped your testicles in paint and smeered them across someone else's forehead.

Dave's passed out! Let's give him a hairy paintbrush!

by flavoredtexts January 25, 2016