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Waffle Batter

The fluid that is made by cumming in a girls mouth and she throws up and the cum, saliva, and vomit mix.
Hey bro I totally made waffle batter with my girl last night. It was gross.
by Bromuhfucka December 8, 2015
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Oxford Battered Sausage

The Oxford Battered Sausage is the name given to the sexual act where you fist a female Oxford university student, once her vagina is gaping. You fill her vagina with self raising flour, 1 large egg (you can enter it whole) and milk. The vagina is then pounded with a penis ensuring ejaculation into the batter mix, once the penis is fully battered the penis is then dipped into a pan of hot oil. The battered penis then be placed on a plate and photographed and a yelp review is placed on the local fish and chips page with the photo of the battered Sausage. Where the aim is for internet users not to realise it is in fact a battered penis.
I got an Oxford Battered Sausage from Charlotte last night. The local fish and chip chop commented on my review thanking them for such a great photo of their battered sausage
by Oxford Charlotte August 28, 2023
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Batter Chalice

Your sister is an absolute Batter Chalice, Douglas
by Tominator July 6, 2022
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the batter

"the batter from off is dumb" - dedan, 2008
by fsdsdsffs June 18, 2022
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Bladder batter

The infection that discharges from the urethra when one has a UTI.
"I have this bad UTI and the bladder batter is major."
by Magic8Ball April 15, 2014
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Buttdick Batter

The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.
I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.
by Dark Oak September 3, 2023
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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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