Sexual Ramen

Much like a college student who must resort to eating Top Ramen just to keep from starving to death, Sexual Ramen is the act of engaging in sexual relations with a less than desirable partner when one becomes desperate and horny.
I feel sorry for Bill. Last night he took the girl from the mail room home and engaged in Sexual Ramen.”
by austinl73 November 06, 2008
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bar-sexual

Any inane girl/guy (mainly girls) who think that pashing their best friend/another chick in a pub/club in order to give the impression that they are bi-sexual - is cool. Usually done to titillate a boyfriend or male onlooker with no intention or desire to follow through with same-sex actions. Pseudo-sexual behaviour of the lowest order. Should be exposed for the sexual fraud it is.

Usually localised to a bar or the like and same 2 chicks would never kiss elsewhere.
2 straight chicks in a bar ...

"look at that guy over there, do you think he will notice if we pash?"

2 chicks pash in order to get guy... guy is titillated by bar-sexual behaviour
by simatt March 12, 2008
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sexual potato

Definition 1 : A potato used as a "play toy" by a randy male.

Definition 2 : A expression used to describe someone really hot. or something dirrrrty you did.
Example 1 :

man takes large potato.
man microwaves large potato for 10mins full heat.
man sticks his dick in potato
man's dick burns off because any idiot knows a potato reaches 110degrees.
man is now a unic.

Example 2 :

"did you get with that guy last night?"
"yeah hes such a sexual potato!"

"what ya get up to?"
"a whole load of sexual potatoes!"
by sazmoola November 30, 2011
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sexually active

one who participates in sexual activities: intercourse, oral sex, fingering, etc. pertains to female and male
most teenagers today are sexually active
by Holly March 10, 2004
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sexual fantasy

1. Imagining sexual things that may/may not be possible. Wishful thinking.
2. Do a Borat "Very Niiiiiice..."
Luke had a pleasurable sexual fantasy involving many women in his shower last night.
by Murri Clarke March 22, 2008
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sexual congress

The man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and exited untill orgasm is reached (Simple: Fuck someone)
Did you see Paul and Elisabeth have sexual congress? It was sexy
by KCOC AKNAW June 22, 2014
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