Law of Bill Russell

(Bill Russell was a basketball hall of famer who won 11 world championships...so basiclaly he is a pimp and does what and who he wants) If any individual has earned 10+ world championships and is wearing atleast 10 of those rings at any time, all women who on a scale of 1-10 are rated a 10 within a 5 mile radius will be drawn by a magnetic force to that individuals genitalia and be attached at the mouth till that person removes a ring to make it less than 10
Ryder- wow i really need a blow job.

Greg- well just win 10 world championships.

Ryder- What good will that do me?

Greg- Well, by the law of Bill Russell if you were wearing your 10 championship rings you could get a blow job whenever you wanted.
by Greg Scott August 04, 2006
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Kurt Russel

a disused house brick with eyes and a bad mullet.
if Billy Ray Cyrus (please excuse my spelling, i don't speak fluent redneck) had sex with a house brick and by some crazy magic the brick got pregnant, it would give birth to kurt russel.
by I. M. Pantsless September 06, 2007
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Russell Crowe Effect

Principally a form of Guilty Pleasure, the Russell Crowe effect describes the emotion felt when enjoying a piece of creative work by a person who you consider to be a complete twat. On the one hand you may well enjoy what the person is doing, but on the other feel a guilty twinge that you are giving your attention and money to someone you actually can't stand. This phenomenon is very similar to the Christian Bale effect, where you may enjoy the work of someone who has disappeared up their own anus, but should not be confused with the Tracy Emin effect, where the artist is clearly both unpleasant and crap.
"Have you seen Robin Hood yet?"
"No, I can't make up my mind whether to. He was good in Gladiator, but he is just such a sarcastic wanker I don't know if I can be arsed with him"
"Yes, that's the Russell Crowe effect"
by Russell Crowe Himself May 13, 2010
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Russell Wilson special

When a quarterback throws a devastating interception in the end zone. Named after Russell Wilson’s turnovers in the red zone, most notably Russell Wilson’s interception in Super Bowl 49.
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russell unblock me

when you get blocked for spamming the r word and now you're desperate
russell unblock me and i will not ban you
by super6457 May 11, 2020
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Royal Russell school

A neeky private school with spoilt rich kids who think they’re hard. Just go to a public school guys
“Yo, I go to Royal Russell school!”
“Oh, with all them neeks? Ur so wet
by Balllicker1230 April 27, 2022
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russel the love muscle

Im ready for russel the love muscle to penetrate me.
by ash is baked September 11, 2017
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