rise of nations

a roblox game where you pick a country and instantly start LARPing as god of geopolitics, except your “divine plan” is just spamming ally requests before stabbing people in the back. wars pop off because some 12-year-old decided “jesus told me to invade saudi arabia,” and five minutes later the map looks like the apocalypse. the economy is fucked, the lag feels like a punishment from hell, and somehow ethiopia ends up nuking russia because the player had the patience of a monk with wifi. it’s basically civilization, but stripped of strategy and blessed with pure chaos.

me: "i’ll play peacefully as sweden, spread love not war”
chat: “BY THE POWER OF ALLAH, WAR DECLARED”
also me: gets fucking baptized in napalm by peru
conclusion: never play rise of nations

by affogatoenjoyer123 August 19, 2025

rise n' line

To wake up and snort a line of cocaine

My mom gave me so much shit last night I had to rise n' line. I was so hung over I had to rise n' line. Rise n' line, it's time to do cocaine!

by SolGr May 24, 2016

Rise of Nations

nasty ass game stanky ass game

Bill get yo stanky ass of rise of nations and wipe your ass.

Jeezus christ get the fuck off rise of nations are you fucking 12?

by asdasdasdsadhgawdbhjads January 19, 2023

Storm Rising

An antiquated Cockney expression for an erection, generally utilized by sailors and dockworkers.

Lordy, the Lassie was giving me quite the Storm Rising with the low cut blouse!

by Sammy1101 April 7, 2009

Rise Kujikawa

That one celebirty chick from Persona 4

Have you heard any of Rise Kujikawa's songs? They are great!

by Berry Kae July 24, 2022

rise

a dance

rise is fun Riseing

by Vivansh June 5, 2022

Rise Next To Me

intimitally staring at your partner

Rich asked Jay "hey jay of hit show JKB, can you Rise Next To Me" and then asked him, stoned out of his mind, why he was passionately staring at him

by jerry and Tom taking bonghits February 4, 2023