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reading the tea leaves

The ability to tell the future from the examination of pubic hair deposited while " stirring the teabag"
"Mate! I've been reading the tea leaves after you were stirring the teabag. The outlook is dire!"

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After Dave was found stirring the teabag, his friends chose to do a reading of the tea leaves. Apparently a tall dark stranger was in his future.
by Ardet Malious November 6, 2017
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reakingtard

it means freaking reatard.........
you are such a reakingtard
by punker_emo_girl March 30, 2007
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reading therapy

a means of distracting the mind, as well as absorbing, facts and/or information. of course, for this to be of any use, it is helpful to actually LIKE to read; as well as have the ability to do so! (ie: dyslexia, etc.)

reading was useful to me as a youth when few would 'hang' with me. reading became my 'drugs'!! , granting me the ability to 'take a trip' into another world!

(note: recommended by mental health professionals!!, along with exercise!!)
i'm going to opt for some reading therapy tonight, i'm worn out from worrying!

put you out of my mind, with some reading therapy!
by michael foolsley December 15, 2010
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Reading

Do you read bro?

No reading's gay AF.
by Kidserb December 4, 2017
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Dirty Remington

The act of giving rim jobs and eating butt fudge
After the dirty Ashley he enjoyed a dirty Remington
by Tunadick_dev May 22, 2019
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People are reading "Culture of Critique"

Phrase used by neo-nazis, alt-righters on 4chan and reddit to recognize each other
- People are reading "Culture of Critique"
- That's right!
by AltRight August 12, 2018
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ass reamming

When some one get so pissed of at you the screem at you and it feel like you were raped in the ass by bubba
" yo my boss gave me a ass reamming so bad i could not take a shit for a week
by =MikeSchmid+ January 13, 2008
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