Seminal Reaction

The explosive reaction from over stimulation of common activities

This Digiorno pizza was so good I had a seminal reaction in my pants.

by NeoRage211 September 9, 2010

realtorbation

The act, typically performed by a realtor, of dressing up a shit real estate listing using any combination of nonsense, bad grammar, all caps, and cliches.

Hey dude check out this real estate listing:

MODEL VERY RARELY ON THE MAEKET FOR SALE, BEAUTIFUL ONE STORY HOME, ONLY GARAGE ATTACHED WITH THE OTHER HOUSE'S GARAGE, NO INTERIOR WALL HAS ATTACHED. TWO BEDROOMS PLUS A SMALL OFFICE OR DEN, LARGE SIZE LIVING AND DINGING ROOM,NICE KITCHEN WITH OPEN TO DINING ROOM, BREAKFAST COUNTER, AND A LOTS CABINETS. MASTER BEDROOM HAS FRANCH DOOR TO THE BACK YARD, SPICEL DESIGNED TILE IN LIVING ROOM, DINING AND KITCHEN, CARPET IN BEDROOMS, WOODSHUTTERS. IT IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL HOME, NICE, CLEAN, WELL KEPT. JUST LIKE A DETACHED HOME.TWO CARAGE.

Holy shit bud I've never realtorbation like that before...

by JohnBrandon June 28, 2010

The Reach

One who is over-hyped or does not live up to expectations that are often considered mediocre.

Bro, i'm telling you for the last time, Hardee is The Reach.

by bauss committee December 5, 2011

Swahilian reach around

When you and your partner face back to back (butt to butt) and get as many hands in as many things as possible and hop around on the spot in a circle

she gives the best Swahilian reach around... altho we fell over and cum on the dog

by Poojinky January 9, 2015

Reat

Combination of the words: Really and Neat.

Wow floppy, the HD800 headphones are reat!

by Floppy For Pres September 20, 2016

Realtor

A term used to describe a professional whom sells homes with raging alcoholism, possibly with a drug problem while surviving off of a diet consisting of dark liquor, cannabis, iced coffee, and nicotine.

He's on his 6th drink at brunch and its only 11:30am. He must be a damn good Realtor.

by Alexsellscharlotte May 5, 2019

greasy reacharound

this happens to those members of society that are blessed to work at a fried chicken restraunt such as KFC of Popeye's. sometime near closing or during cleanup one will unexpectidely be the benefactor of a reacharound that includes the liberal use of warm fried chicken grease. it is said to be one of the strongest climaxes known to man due to the overwhelming sexual sensation combined with the smell of warm biscuits and fried chicken.

I know she fucked up and made extra of the original recipe today because there was plenty of extra ingredients for Trixie to give me the greasy reacharound. Her hair smelled like biscuits and I felt like there was a Cajun Sparkle explosion in my pants.

by Co. Sanders October 6, 2007