Portage

A smallllll ass town in Indiana by Lake Michigan and Chicago filled with houses, houses, and more houses.. besides like a billion crappy fast food places and farm.

having the mooost smelly ass bowling alley and the small movie theater With crappy schools like Willowcreek, Fegley, Portage High and, Nativity.. its pretty boring.

I'd say the coolest part abut Portage is OD. the little town by the beach.

dude: Dood, I'm going to Portage for the weekend

shelia: What do you do there, like milk cows???

dude: nah, i just go to the smelly ass bowling alley, and watch movies at the tiny ass movie theater... oh yeah, and stuff my face with fast food.

by anjubtehe May 2, 2006

portajohn

A mobile encasement with a toilet.

I used the cocaine in the portajohn.

by Dude. April 28, 2003

portal singularity

where the law of physics and common sense break down

It's a portal with a portal in it, with another portal in it - portal singularity

by scarboro hommie July 22, 2008

portabello penis

a very tiny shaft with a very large head.

That chick said my roommate has a portabello penis.

by jrbdc November 2, 2011

Portachub

A penis that is not quite at full Chubb status but stiffness is apparent. Also a way of referencing the penis as a piece of meat. Hence the word"Porter".

Amy's not that hot, but that ass is giving me a straight portachub.

The disappointment on Stephanie's face was apparent when I couldn't get hard and I could only serve up the portachub.....

by Rightnerface October 28, 2016

portal 2

the best game involving potatoes

person 1: man i wanna play a potato based physics game

person 2: just play portal 2

by pastastraw January 27, 2022

Portable classroom

A classroom that looks like a trailer.

Look at that portable classroom.

by SPrice1980 March 7, 2022