chinese poodle

When an Asian man has a hairy dick.

HOLY SHIT! I found a Chinese Poodle!

by allahu Ackbar April 21, 2017

Front Poodle

A ungroomed lady garden, used for transporting a mans sperm from the bedroom to the bathroom without the use of tissues.

Slight dripping can occur be warned

Oi Biatch get your front poodle out!!

Oh my gosh my front poodle is leaking

by Cockosaurus April 4, 2009

Poodle Snatch Chapstick

Chapstick once used to de-chap a dogs snatch.
Also used in place of chapstick if you've heard of Poodle Snatch Chapstick.

John: "Hey Ezra, can I use your Poodle Snatch Chapstick?"

Ezra: "Yes, you may"

by Kleinsauced Her December 14, 2008

rock poodle

Band Member / Musician who’s hair is styled ( still ) in the voluminous and lengthy perm that was typical of the 1980’s .

See that fucker , Michael Bolton - he’s a right Rock Poodle

by Napoleon BonerPart February 3, 2023

moroccan poodle

It's a poodle from Marocco, but gay

George: shit fam, look at that moroccan poodle, it's so gay!

by George Ade February 14, 2018

Poodle puff

Straight up insult. The perfect insult for a toxic masculinity male

"You're such a poodle puff" Sarah said to Kyle as he lifted his weights

by Asiababeaa99 November 27, 2023

poodle fucksquad

When your poodle isn't just enough for that special moment. So you do something fucking wild and bring another poodle in to fuck so you're just having a straight poodle fucksquad

Dude my poodle is being a real fucking cum ruiner so I was like ya know what bringing another for a poodle fucksquad

by The Gore March 5, 2014