Paramour Puma

A secret lover much younger than you

You have to watch out for not only cougars now a days but paramour pumas as well.

by Bboutit January 26, 2024

Paramour Puma

Paramour Puma: noun; a younger female lover, especially the illicit partner of a married person.

That girl ain’t nothing but a Paramour Puma!

The younger version of the “Cougars” are the Paramour Pumas! Those young women like the older men!

Added by: Brandon Matson

by Brandon Matson aka Bboutit November 16, 2023

Luis Pitman

A beautiful hot sexy man named luis pitman who is a big strong boy who eats all his vegetables and is now bug and strong like his dad

Luis Pitman you need to finish your vegetables before you have dessert so you become big and strong

by halal bean burger May 1, 2025

Craig Pitman

Craig pitman is a big boy who is blonde just like his son Luis, he birthed Luis not his wife. he is so cool and i want to be like him when i grow up and have a beautiful haircut just like him.

i love craig pitman he is next to lebron and jesus
amen

stop mom, im trying to watch craig pitman.

by halal bean burger August 10, 2025

Pee up my ass PUMA

Acronym from the mid eighties. Along the lines of PONTIAC ( poor old nigga thinks its a Cadillac), Ford ( flip over read directions, found on road dead) or MOPAR ( my old pig ain't running). That's what you get when you have a bunch of bored fifth graders.

He tried to puma her, but she wouldn't allow it.
Yeah mofo, why don't you puma me!
Hey dude, pee up my ass PUMA

by Synaptic Shock July 11, 2019

grimace to pimace ratio

ratio of good to evil

“Her grimace to pimace ratio is off”

by pimbimwhim February 5, 2026

L. PIMA

This is an acronym used by the youth of today to signify "Large Penis in My Ass".

Commonly used when texting a friend whilst you are doing the dirty.

Friend 1 whilst texting: Hey Ryan!
Friend 2: sorry, can't talk right now. L. PIMA!
Friend 1: alright, enjoy ;)

by popmypussy22 August 2, 2018