Jake Piper's first law

The mighty honourable Jake Piper has 4 laws, and his first is simple.

Forget the minus.

Fred: "Ah man I was doing this question and I got -17 seconds, what do I do?"
Tim: "Use Jake Piper's first law, you'll be fine"

by unitybacon October 13, 2020

Crack Piper

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 25, 2023

Piper L

the most hottest, prettiest, awesomist person in the world.

look it's Piper L! who? ugh nvm you don't deserve to look at her.

by Eva.Rach:)) September 19, 2021

Piper carnley

Big fat munter

Biggest munter in outwood

Piper carnley is a big fat munter

by Mr telephone man June 28, 2022

Piper Rice

Piper Rice is a girl that doesn’t like cats and has beautiful long hair that looks good no matter what.
She’s also the dumbest whore around.

“Look at her, her hairs so long and nice”
“Yeah she must be piper Rice”

by DumbWhore101 October 18, 2019

Sand Piper

An attractive woman with extremely thin legs

Marie has an hour glass figure, but she has sand piper legs

by snookie pie October 25, 2023

Will Piper

A Tavistock drug dealer that likes to pressure elderly men and sleep with underaged children

“Omg! It’s Will Piper!”

by Kebbanjie04 December 14, 2022