pet typing

when you're talking to someone and your retarded pet comes in and steps all over your keyboard and types something.

guy 1: hey man
guy 2: asdfgfds
guy 1: sorry that was my pet typing
guy 2: ah alright

by f the magical letter March 6, 2020

Petting the horse.

The act of brushing your pubic hair.

Jenn: Damn, that looks good. What did you do?

John: Decided it's time to start petting the horse.

by potterfreak98 November 5, 2012

pet tangerine

when a 12 year old child has a tangerine and it keeps rolling away and a 12 year old child starts squealing at him saying that its his pet tangerine and everybody starts cracking up so every time there is a tangerine rolling away or any tangerine in this world is now a pet tangerine

ISSA PET TANGERINEEEEEEE

by Nova da quail May 16, 2018

Heart pet

A pet who seem to have a private window to our souls. A true soulmate in pet version.

You don’t get it. I’ll never have another dog like this. She understands me in a way no one has ever understood me, she's my heart pet.

by PetsForYourSoul October 7, 2020

Poly Pet

Shortened word of "Polymer Clay Pet."- A polymer clay creation of creating a custom imaginary creature based on your personality and creating unique clay objects for the pet. Idea made by Jenny, Jennyscrafts on youtube.

You can create a Poly Pet and make furnitures, houses, food, friends, and more with polymer clay.

by pseudonympanda January 24, 2011

Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.

Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022

the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003