circus pets

Slang word for Percocet.

Yo, i got circus pets for $5.

by parkz April 16, 2005

Step-pet

The pet(s) your significant other adopted prior to you being in a relationship together.

Generally a millennial and younger term, since gen X and older have human children.

Erin already had cats with her last boyfriend, but she kept them. Now Sophie and Tigger are my Step-pets.

by Rawrxs February 28, 2023

Teacher’s Pet

Teacher’s pet is a person who always kisses up to the teacher, tattles on people,
and bosses everybody around also sees what everyone’s doing it’s usually sometimes a girl or boy
as teacher’s pet.

Student: *plays loud music in class with headphones *
Teacher’s Pet Who can somehow hear the music: OHHHH MRS. MURPHY, STUDENT IS PLAYING MUSIC IN CLASSS!!
Mrs. Murphy: Student, please turn it off, you can play it at freetime.
Student: Fine.. you win! Teacher’s pet.

by Enter Your Pseudonym Here April 21, 2022

keeping a pet

when someone has a significant other that is far away and flirts with another person just enough to keep them interested (and get showered with attention), but never actually cheats.

Debbie accused me of trying to hit on Mark, which is not fair because she's just keeping a pet while Vic is away for the semester

by ShoshannaD January 6, 2010

the sunrise pet

waking up, finding yourself passed out in a sink, proceeding to look up porn on your computer, and jerking off into a piece of paper as the sun rises because you've got nothing better to do.

by jonny September 15, 2003

Pet behavior

A person who follows and/or obeys another person they befriend/like

“He only has a problem with me because Miranda has a problem with me”
“Hmm, sounds like pet behavior”

by Izzywaglizzy June 26, 2021

petting zoo

a word for a strip club or a gentlemen club

1: who wants to go to the petting zoo cuzz
2: nah man I rather go to the casino nigga
1: peace out be fo these nizzles would fuck us up cuzz

2: bye O.G nigga stay low

by g-lowlife February 17, 2022