(noun) When a male and female are involved in a sexual act and the male begins cramming various items into the females vagina and/or other orifices to see how much will fit.
I really want to give her a Puerto Rican Tackle box.
He gave me the biggest Puerto Rican Tackle box, I thought my vagina was going to explode!
He gave me the biggest Puerto Rican Tackle box, I thought my vagina was going to explode!
by matt db October 06, 2007
by Boriqua September 16, 2003
An idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which begins in an unconventional fashion. This can also mean an idyllic romantic getaway, or situation, which occurs with an unexpected person as well.
The reference infers a "hot weekend".
The reference infers a "hot weekend".
"Did you see the girl Thaddeus took off with? She had a skeleton for a face man... must be lookin for a Puerto Rican Sunrise."
by BillyWitchDR September 10, 2008
To place ones testicle inside anothers anus, then after removal having your scrotum cleaned off by use of tongue from a helpful stranger.
Making hot love with the addition to a puerto rican bean dipper with a Hawaiian woman is always delightful becuase the sweet pineapple remains in her stool.
by The Hardbod February 07, 2006
All of the dudes were afraid to take their shirts off when they went swimming it was a regular puerto rican pool party,
by Kongo Kong October 19, 2021
by Patayter tots January 21, 2021
El Puerto de Santa María (Spanish: "The Port of Saint Mary", locally known as just El Puerto) is a municipality located on the banks of the Guadalete River in the province of Cádiz, Spain.
The town of El Puerto de Santa María is 10 km north east of Cádiz across the bay of Cádiz and is best known for having been the port from which Columbus sailed on his second voyage to the Americas.
Feria del Vino Fino (Spring's fair): El Puerto de Santa María's local week of fiesta, dancing sherry drinking and sevillana dancing this is usually in the middle of May. This is the principal festival is the Feria de Primavera (Spring Fair), held between the fifth and sixth week after Holy Week. In recent years, it has coincided with May 1.
The town of El Puerto de Santa María is 10 km north east of Cádiz across the bay of Cádiz and is best known for having been the port from which Columbus sailed on his second voyage to the Americas.
Feria del Vino Fino (Spring's fair): El Puerto de Santa María's local week of fiesta, dancing sherry drinking and sevillana dancing this is usually in the middle of May. This is the principal festival is the Feria de Primavera (Spring Fair), held between the fifth and sixth week after Holy Week. In recent years, it has coincided with May 1.
El Puerto de Santa María is a place to enjoy, with beatiful beaches. And there is a competition with Jerez, that this town always loses, because El Puerto is the best. Official Sports are: Fishing in the river, eating fried fish (pescaito frito) and drinking Fino Wine.
by Dani El C March 24, 2011