Ass

The big fat disgusting hairy thing just below your back that hot chicks grab when they're horny and want a piece of you. Guys grab chicks asses too if they're pervs, which I'm not. But this is retarded and I love the urban dictionary. Why the hell are you even looking this up you frickin dumbass. O ya, a butt has two cheeks, usually covered in cellulite and that kinda crap, and it has a butthole, which has a sphincter and all that awesome stuff. You take a shit out of it. Now go get a life and read something useful

Bob was so horny that he grabbed Shila's beautifully shaped ass.

by Freddyteddy June 2, 2008

ass

adj. boring, shitty, depressing, "bleh"

Life is ass, here in NJ..

by marzbarz August 3, 2007

Assed

|ast|
verb


1. abbreviation of assassinated.

2. is the targeted murder of a high-profile person

Julius Caesar got assed!

by Hovey January 22, 2009

ass

something that you slap

you have a big ass

by fish maki March 19, 2020

Ass

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-Pewdiepe

by Grenzo June 7, 2018

Ass

Its a magical thing located on the lower half of the human body. It brings pleasure to men and some women.

Ooh damn that ass tho!

by SenpaiPewdiepie January 12, 2015

Ass

Noun: (slang) The posterior of a human body, often called the butt or booty. This would be my favorite part of the body if it weren’t for the brain.

Dude 1: For real dawg, dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: Sexist.
Dude 1: What’s sexist about noticing an ass?
Dude 2: You’re objectifying women right now.
Dude 1: No, I am simply observing how dat ass caught me off guard.
Dude 2: In verbalizing that observation, you are normalizing rape culture and objectifying women.
Dude 1: Whatever you say bro, I’m still shook from dat ass.

by True_Lust July 21, 2019