Kirk

Kirk is the last name of anyone who is very sexy and is a male who lives in Thibodaux, Louisiana. This man a must also attend Edward Douglas White Catholic Highschool.

Oh you’re such a Kirk you sexy mf.

by bigdickdaddy05 February 15, 2022

Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap

Mmh you’ve kirked

by unknown SIC December 4, 2023

Kirked

kirked
verb /kɜ rkt/

Definition:
To get shot in the neck, especially in a sudden, unexpected, or dramatic fashion. Often used to describe someone catching a clean shot to the neck in a video game, action movie, or real-life situation.

"Bro was peeking the corner and got kirked instantly."
"That sniper kirked him from across the map — straight to the throat!"

by Charles Kirkwood September 15, 2025

Kirk

The act of legally robbing someone

Christian and Cousins just kirked two huge banks in Jaxonville and Minnesota.

by NFLC March 14, 2022

Kirk

Someone who wears Jordan’s and is quiet at school. He has some cool friends that live in his neighborhood and he talks to them. Kirk is quiet but once you start talking to him he will talk to you. He is chill and neutral. He is a relaxed easygoing person so he is a great friend. He is likely to go ballin at the old basketball court or is a wide receiver for his Junior or high school football team. He loves his family. Kirk has worked hard for a good life.

Kirk! What’s up bro! “ A yo, I’m fine and relaxed” .

by Neutral guy 120 December 13, 2021

Kirk

Refers to the Charlie Kirk killing and a play on the word "Merc" which means kill. A slang way of saying you will Merc (kill) someone whilst referring to the Kirk killing.

"man that fucking asshole, I'm going to Kirk him"
Jamal died Alex kirked him'

by Bdjeidbrj September 13, 2025

Kinky Kirk

A 7 foot giant that adores a bit of catheter play.

Loves a iced coffee, but only if its a FUIC or international blend.

Old mate is a bit of a kinky kirk

by JustOneOfTheBoyz June 12, 2023