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Jesse

Literally the worst person of all time. A bag of shit would be cooler than this guy. Somehow interprets himself as a band manager even though the lead bassist kicked him out a year ago.
"Damn I look like a jesse

Today" "WOOOOOOO CRYYYYPTIICC
by Nutonyourfaceprofessor September 1, 2018
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Jesse

He dates his sisters
Yo look at that Jesse he is kissing his sis
by Ladies man 223456 September 5, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is someone you should never let go. He normally has brown longish hair and blue or brown eyes. He’s really stubborn and sometimes rude but he doesn’t know it. He’s super sweet and loyal and will never let his girl cry alone. As a strong headed person, he goes for what he wants and won’t let you try and tell him otherwise.
Girl 1: Dude, did you see Jesse?
Girl 2: Yeah, he’s so awesome.
Guy 1: Jesse turned me gay.
by NerdyDog September 22, 2019
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Jesse

Jesse is a faggot! He will cheat on you with every chance he gets! He is a straight up bitch! He will cheat on you on your birthday! If you ever meet a Jesse don’t be friends with him or date him because he is a BITCH!!!! He is also gay as fuck!! He has the smallest dick ever!!
Girl 1: you know Jesse?
Girl 2: yeah, he is super cute!
Girl 1: don’t date him!!!!
Girl 2: why?
Girl 1: because he is a faggot and will cheat on you!!!
by The ugly person October 22, 2019
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jesse

jesse is annoying af
by hoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoehoheoe December 17, 2018
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jesse

a guy addicted to any paper activity
fuck you #jesse you ate all my paper
by jesse draws March 12, 2020
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Jesse

A gay boy who likes talking sus and is really gay. Also has a huge fetish and love for Brad Pitt and men in general.
Guy 1: Have you seen Jesse?
Guy 2: I don't dare go near that man, he'll probe me if I get near.
by BleachedFacism November 26, 2019
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