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Face like a burnt thong

Australian slang for an extremely unattractive person, thong's being rubber flip flops, and you can generally imagine what they would look like if burnt.
Shit Bazza, that sheila has a face like a burnt thong.
by Bogs July 22, 2006
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Man Thong Beer Pong

A game played by a group of overly drunk sailors who strip down to their boxers and hike said boxers up their ass to look like a man thong. The proper head gear is a skateboard helmet.
They can try to deny it all they want but we have pictures of CMFG, Etrizzle and Nick playing man thong beer pong after a couple cases of beer.
by Chezzafentoozler September 1, 2009
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The annoying discomfort resulting from your thong rubbing your booty the wrong way.
Lisa: “You don’t look happy, what’s wrong?.”

Cynthia: “I bought this lace-trimmed thong because it was really cute, but it’s giving me a terrible case of Irritable Thong Syndrome (ITS).”
by kraftgirl September 30, 2009
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Jeans and Thongs Kinda Guy

Jeans: Often in flare cut
Thong: Australian definition of
sandal, flipflop.
A jeans and thongs kinda guy is one who is concerned with current trends, and often is not interested in the fairer sex.
That guy Derrick is definately a jeans and thongs kinda guy
by mouse July 28, 2004
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Modern North American derivative of don't get your panties in a bunch or don't get your knickers in a twist. Since the use of thongs as a ladies' undergarment has now widely replaced panties and knickers.
Sit down don't get your thong in a knot
by Bulund August 13, 2017
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Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!

A saying used as to exclaim "Fuck you!" or "Get away!"
Strict teacher: "Are you two having problems? Because I can split you up if you are..."

Kid (muttered under breath while teacher's back is turned): "Well you can just eat my dirty thong...bitch."

"Eat my dirty thong, BIATCH!"
by Lauren & Elin October 3, 2005
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Has her thong in my face.

Verb: to have a physical appeal/attraction.
1) That girl has her thong in my face.
2) This girl has her thong in my face more than the girl over there.
3) The Chinese girl had her thong in everyone's face in the dining hall.
by djmdjmdjmdjm January 20, 2013
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