Irish Mermaid

When you get a girl so drunk that she passes out, then you take her into a jacuzzi and use her limp body to give you a blow job under water.

"When Shirley passed out, I decided to get an Irish Mermaid from her, but she almost drowned on me!"

by Fernando Lopez January 10, 2009

mermaid

A true, genetic lesbian, but you can't tell upon first meeting her. Important to identify because you will never get the pussy. Usually enjoys and takes advantage of the fact that dudes dig her. Hence all the maritime mythology.

Man, I was head over heels for this girl. It took me a while to realize she was a mermaid.

by Farmz October 19, 2007

Menominee

The worst town you could possibly live in. Bad food, fat people; the only highlight is leaving.

"Hey man, are we out of Menominee yet?"
"Naw, you'll have to wait seven more miles until we get to working plumbing."

by Janey Doe May 1, 2008

Melomaniac

Someone who has a fetish for watermelons

Melomaniac be like Bababooey

by anonymous March 3, 2021

Mermaid's Purse

A Mermaid's Purse is when an individual defacates into a womans vagina, the woman then hovers over the face of the individual and lets it fall onto his or her face.

John and Linda wanted to spice up their relationship so during sex, he took a hot, steamy, crap in Linda's vagina and she reciprocated by giving John a Mermaid's Purse.

by Kenty G. June 20, 2006

Merman

A man who has his hair (and/or beard) dyed any number of (or combination of) vibrant colors just like women have been doing.

Silver appears to be a dominant color. The trend started during the summer of 2015.

Look at all the colors in that merman's hair!

Mermaid

by PhilosopherDrummer November 19, 2015

Captive Mermaid

the act of tying a female's feet with a rope, holding her up by her feet (grabbing onto the rope), and fucking her.

1: hey man lookin good. have you been working out.
2: no i've just been giving my girlfriend the captive mermaid. talk about a work out.

by thelegend91 September 15, 2009