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Cansplaining

When you're talking about the, generally winter, weather and a Canadian starts telling you about how that's 'not really cold' or 'you want to know whatnreal cold is?'
Completely unprompted of course. They will crawl out of the woodwork to tell you how not cold the weather you're experiencing is.
Person: 'Man it's freezing here. It's only 35 degrees.'
Canadian: '35 freedom units? That's only 2 celcius. It's -23c here right now if you want to talk about REAL cold.
Person: 'Are you cansplaining winter to me? This is Texas, our homes aren't insulated for this.'
Canadian: 'No, you're right, I'm sorry.'
by TheElfiestElf March 26, 2025
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Mattsplain

When a joke is repeated three or more times or overly emphasized because his audience is dim witted and slow on the take
I cumprehended your joke the first time you didn’t need to Mattsplain it to me
by Chodemode30 May 3, 2025
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