Youclear Missile Crisis

With close relation to the 1962 Cuban Nuclear Missile Crisis, it is the moment when you pull out but realise that you have accidently already released a couple of Nuclear warheads into her, so then the crisis becomes "how the fuck do i get this bitch to take a morning after pill because she thought that i was strapped (fully protected) (magnumed) (latexed) (had a condom on)".

Me: Dad i just had a Youclear Missile Crisis with my side piece what do i do?

Dad: firstly, Calm down everything is gonna be ok. So what you need to do is, make that bitch feel special by making her breakfast in bed but then slip that morning after pill in her coffee once she has drank that shit "you send that bitch with Uber".

by The Fap Factory June 08, 2017

death missile

Wawa hotdog

I was in the restroom for 2 hours last night because of the death missile I consumed.

by CharminAbuser October 25, 2018

Eat Seeking Missile

Someone who can't stop eating, an overweight person.

You'll need to some more of those eclairs, Janet is an eat seeking missile.

by Shuaman April 15, 2023

wand of magic missile

The name of a penis of a nerdy friend.

“Wait is that a wand of magic missile in your pocket or is that a pencil.”

by Dune_fucker May 01, 2018

Korean Missile

An erect penis of a Korean male.

Hey, I heard you got a prom date, so you gonna give her the Korean Missile

by IrishSteeler14 December 08, 2014

korean missile

A small and non-functioning penis

Kim Jung Un has a korean missile

by WierdSal October 09, 2014

Poopclear Missile

While having deep anal sex . You realise the other person needs a huge shit. You feel the missile shaped poop, on the end of your penis. If you don't stop having sex you will be responsible for a Poopclear Explosion.

I was having Anal sex with my girlfriend last night. When I told her she felt kind ot wet . She shouted stop you have discovered, a Poopclear Missile. I don't think we will try anal again for a while.

by Canucksedge March 18, 2021