Skier's left

Left or a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a skier going down the slope.

Bill: Stay to skier's left on the next run, there's a sick kicker about half way down!
Ted: Party on dude!

by Drew Stevens January 26, 2006

Left Handed Surfing

v. the act of manipulating the mouse with your left hand while you beat it to pr0n with your right. pwn

My wang is so tired because i was left handed surfing last ngiht.

by sneak hit master October 27, 2004

hard left

To have a conversation with somebody that you think is going well and takes a horrible turn. Happends on tinder often.

ME: So emily you sound like a really intresting person and your nurse. Tell me what do you enjoy most about your job?
EMILY: Well i really enjoy watching somebody die on there death bed its so exciting.
ME: Well this conversation took a hard left goodbye.

by carl h February 21, 2015

left pinkie toe

The toe that has the least space of room and is the most likely to swell up.

OW! My left pinkie toe is swelling up due to an ingrown toenail. Trim the nail!

by Tree-man19 April 23, 2019

Left Right Goodnight, Nut

To go up to your enemy in a club and bang their left cheek, right cheek. Then as they are collapsing you give them a big old headbut (nut). DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EJACULATE (nut) ON THEM (whilst conscious).

Sam : Hey Franklin!

Franklin : Oh hey Sam!

Sam : Where's that money you owe me?

Franklin : Fuck your money.

Sam : *Performs Left Right Goodnight, Nut whilst shouting* Left Right Goodnight, Nut.

by samandizzy'ssweetanalysis December 9, 2019

Left Titty

In bowling, five strikes in a row

Mike: "Hey, I got just got three strikes in a row! That means I got a turkey!"

Eric: "Well I just got five strikes in a row, so I just got a left titty!"

by GotzGame October 11, 2010

left nut

part of your ball sack. not the good right one, the left one

"ligma left nut"

by mjh657 May 10, 2019