by s13g3 January 17, 2007
The moment when a guy thinks he's going to ejaculate, but doesn't. This May result in restarting your masturbation session or an accidental ejaculation.
by Booed December 11, 2013
man #1 - hey man. i've just had 28 shits in just two and a half days and before that i hadn't had one in months.
by stoive March 07, 2005
When you travel across multiple time zones for holidays and festivities and the sheer exhaustion of the partying, the airtports, TSA and customs that goes along with it.
MA: Hey! Have you heard from Crane lately?
K: No, I'm sure he's completely fete-lagged coming from the UK after the holidays.
K: No, I'm sure he's completely fete-lagged coming from the UK after the holidays.
by mollygoodhead December 21, 2009
When there is too much going on in one game that your console can't keep up with it and freezes. Particularly in the Facility of Goldeneye for N64.
If you have all 4 players in the room with the colored pillars shooting automatics and running around the pillars you will experience lag swag.
If you have all 4 players in the room with the colored pillars shooting automatics and running around the pillars you will experience lag swag.
by deathlytriforce October 18, 2013
Caffeine withdrawal as a consequence of alterations to circadian rhythms leading one's body to believe, at random periods during the day or night, that it is time for one's next cup of coffee.
HUSBAND & WIFE RETURN FROM TRIP TO PARIS.
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!
Wife: Why are you getting up in the middle of the night to make coffee?
Husband: It's so strange; I feel I need a café au lait.
Wife: Oh no, you must have coffee-lag!
by DanielMK July 11, 2008
The feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. Usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or IMing, if neither are ever there at the same time.
On Monday:
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!
On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?
On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.
On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!
On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?
On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.
On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.
by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed December 23, 2008