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Ian

They are nice, funny, and trustworthy. Ians tend to be homosexual, yet can be afraid to admit it. It isn't out of the ordinary for Ians to live their entire lives in what some call the "Iron Closet", which is just an internal deep denial of their sexuality. You will never have to be afraid to let Ians around your girlfriend. However, your boyfriend is a different story. They are tall, handsome, and tend to have good relationships with their mothers. Some theorize that due to an absence of a father figure in some lives, this is what can lead to an Ian's gayness. Overall, they are fun loving people who love to have fun with and in guys.
"Mom, dad, I'm Ian"
by cjetson April 24, 2019
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An amazing caring family man that somehow cares about you endlessly but at the same time couldn’t wait long enough for you to pack a bag
The son of an Ian:My dad is the greatest you can tell he really loves me because he waited a full minute for me to get my books
by Jon Richfield December 7, 2019
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A very gay being known for touching guys asses..also very horny when he sees old men
Wow look at that Ian starring at that man..do you see the verylittle bulge in his pants
by Alwaysballin54🔥 August 31, 2016
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A hot ass white boi who gets all girlz at the club.
I just had a one night stand with a white boy named Ian!
by XXcoolkid December 19, 2018
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A strange asian with a rather large head. Typically dates girls who have large boobs. Likes to play guitar and talk like a baby. He is also scared to go to the pool because he is insecure about his body.
"Whoa. Look at that guys girlfriend, her tits are HUGE."
"His name must be Ian!"
by SexayLaday6969 August 17, 2011
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A Girl with Goldy lock hair.
AKA
Fiona.
Smelly Horse!
by Eleanora April 1, 2009
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1.The act of bobbing your head while you talk
2. necrophiliac
1. Omg, my teacher is so annoying! he ians all the time!
2. What an ian!
by Carlos Gibert December 7, 2011
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