Nanjical Highway

The feeling you get when on a highway with high embankments. The world starts to spin and the walls are closing in.
A highway cut 20+ feet below grade.

As though nothing could go wrong, with walls like that on each side of the highway, like nan's arms. It was a Nanjical Highway.

by TheMysterDMan January 4, 2023

Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler

On a hot day, when sweat has accumulated down your ass crack, you drop your pants slightly and have someone blow air straight down your cheeks causing an evaporative cooler effect resulting an immediate drop in body temperature.

Tom was getting close to having a heat stroke so he had Tammy hook him up with a Boulder Highway Swamp Cooler to cool him off.

by John Baggins June 18, 2022

Highway junkie

A highway junkie is a mofo who be on the highway and they be dumb as hell, they are a disturbance’s to US ALL! And they don’t know how to drive. They can be any race and they hide among the population

Damn momma imma have to call you back there be hella highway junkies drivin me off the road right now…ahhh… oh fuck me … mom I love you tell my baby moms I always hated her and my baby girl I love her…oh no… DAMN THESE HIGHWAY JUNKIES AHHHHHHH

by $kips April 29, 2024

Inconsiderate Highway

A sexual maneuver, either done accidentally or on purpose. A man, or woman considering the circumstance and "tools" on hand, is taking the woman from behind. In the height of the moment the pull out, again either on purpose or accidentally, is to far and upon re-entry takes the "high road". The man, or woman, "changes lanes" without signaling.

Last night I was giving it to the wife pretty good. Then she bounced forward as I went back, as we came back together I wound up giving her the inconsiderate highway. Needless to say, she took it like a champ and traffic continued as normal.

by Spidey Pants May 1, 2013

Highway 7 University

The greatest educational institution on the face of the Earth. Pristine residences, top of the line professors and equipment, and hands down the best meal plan of any school. Legends have foretold that one who acquires a PhD at Highway 7 University will transcend reality.

Amit Chakma: What school do you go to?
Vice Provost General Stegster: Highway 7 University!

by cutmantate March 2, 2019

The Highway

He walks alone, walks along the highway
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss

His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come

What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside evil eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know

He walks alone, walks along the highway
Drinks from a bottle just the size of his fist
Skin smooth and glittering 6:00 news
Little girl longs for the taste of his kiss

His eyes are black and they're never ending
He's the suicide bridge and she's ready to jump
Ruby red lips so carefully painted
Sweet little girlie your messiah has come

What's inside an evil man's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a killer's eyes
I just had to know
What's inside a stranger's eyes
I just had to know

by Death Menace May 4, 2023

Dalton Highway

A deadly drug cocktail made from Red bull, codeine, and 2 or 3 xanax tabs.

Named Dalton Highway after the highway, which is one of the most

dangerous roads ever.

Dalton Highway really wakes you up, man.

by ɯ August 23, 2018