Your Helen Keller

A specific person you know that you purposely put boxes in front of so they trip and fall over them.

Person 1: Sometimes I place cats and shoes in front of my mom. So, when she gets up to walk, she trips on them. Haha, it's funny, I know, and it's probably not very nice, but she is MY Helen Keller.

Person 2: Haha, Your Helen Keller. How silly. You're a silly Person 1... *smiles*

by Petey Mik {Inspired by Marie} May 1, 2008

Helenise

To 'make random'

If one sticks their tongue out... it is a 'Helenism' and therefore to 'helenise.

by Youcanseeit2 March 19, 2009

helenius

A complete fucktard who can’t resist from sucking big fat juicy dick. Fugly, gay, and chunky too, nobody likes a helenius.

Look at that kid, he must be a helenius

by NoXhill106 June 29, 2017

Helen

A very pretty girl who likes a boy whose name begins in k.Has a nice booty and big boobs

I can't believe helen

by Jada Broomfield February 8, 2018

Mount St. Helen

when you blow out your O ring when taking a huge shit

Bill was taken to the hosptial after suffering a mount st helen

by G-Funk July 17, 2003

The Helen Keller

Ejaculate in a girls mouth, poke her in the eyes and clap her ears, temporarily making her deaf, blind and mumbling, much like Helen Keller.

Mary likes to talk after sex so I decided to give her the Helen Keller to shut her up.

by P-Dizzle-Sizzle February 5, 2010

Helenafied [milf]

Certified Milf

Yo man, did you see Gunther's mom? She's straight Helenafied milf.

by Halftime Headwringer May 28, 2009