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rim groper

A play on the phrase 'grim reaper'. A person who caresses (either orally or using other body parts) another person's anal rim.
"After last night with that bird he looks like the grim reaper".
- "don't you mean a rim groper?".
by Barndogg November 11, 2005
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Grover's law

Grover's law, an analogue of Godwin's law, states that whenever one Internet user accuses another of being a "sock puppet" (i.e. fake identity) without proof, the argument is over and the accuser has lost the argument.

The name of the law comes from a diagnosed paranoiac's belief that all Internet posts originated from the Sesame Street persona Grover.
UglyTroglodyte: "I suspect you are an alias of a resurrected, bionic Hitler."

Rx521: "Wrong! I invoke Godwin's and Grover's law! You lose double!"
by Rx521 May 21, 2004
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going to the grocery store

This is what you dad says when he’s about to leave you.
Person one: hey man why are you so sad
Person two: my dad said he was going to the grocery store

Person one: *silence*
by John Hugo November 17, 2019
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Hairy Growler

We made this! A woman's vagina, when turned on.
Her hairy growler was purring for me!
by Corn Palace November 3, 2004
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Grover Beach

Grover Beach, named for Grover the dirty muppet who lived in a trash can and ate his own feces, was founded in 1863 by a large colony of assholes.

It is the twin city of nearby Pismo Beach in the same sense that Danny Devito was Arnold Schwarzenegger's twin, small, ugly, and full of crap.

First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!

Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!
First Person: Hey let's go poop in the ocean!

Second person: Where do you think you are, Grover Beach?!?
by PollyPolly February 5, 2010
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bag her groceries

Another term in the long line of sexual innuendos.

This is another slang term for "knocking boots" "bumping uglies" "horizontal mambo/tango" "doin' it" "the no pants dance" "the good ol' in and out" or, as many refer to it, SEX!
"Duuuude, are you gonna bag her groceries or what?"

"So I went over to her place and get this...I totally bagged her groceries"

"He-man, do you have a condom...I think I am going to bag Sheera's groceries tonight."

"Naw man, she is a total prude! I couldn't bag her groceries if I paid for it."

"We should go out tonight, get some drinks, hang with some buddies, talk to some girls, and maybe even bag some groceries."

"Hey Brian, how is it going? I am writing this to let you know that I think things are finished between the two of us! You are a caring, sweet guy, and lord knows, you bagged groceries with the best of 'em, but we are growing apart and things change. I will always appreciate our time together...goodbye."
by Phisto November 7, 2009
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Grocery Bag

Term used to refer to a sexual relationship with a person whose face is unattractive, but has a nice body (ie, a Butterface). Originates from the belief that a brown paper bag can placed over the head of a Butterface during sexual intercourse to make that person more desirable.
A: What's up with you and that girl Kiesha? You seen her during the day right?
B: Man, it ain't nothin' a grocery bag can't fix.
by ccfrontwind February 1, 2010
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