A vile act wherein a witches broom is used to clean the inside of an oven after a drunk woman mistakes it for a toilet, pulls the oven door down, defecates in it, and then proceeds to bake the contents at 375 degrees.
There was no safe place to discard the filthy broom after it was used to clean the steaming pieces of feces from the oven that next morning. That broom was just filthy, pure filthy.
by Dew Dropping January 18, 2011
Person 1: Yo, have you finished filthy lucre yet?
Person 2: I stayed up all night finishing it and now my life has no meaning
Person 2: I stayed up all night finishing it and now my life has no meaning
by digitaldjh June 14, 2018
A Filthy Lisa is similiar to a dirty sanchez but requires a Lisa, Filthy Frank and two other dicks (guys). The first dick draws a mustache, the second draws a monocle, and then Filthy Franks shit covered dick is rested upon lisas head like a dank turd.
by Coley25 April 20, 2016
When you cunt punt a girl into a pile of manure then she inhales deeply through her nose while you place your scrotum on her nostrils. Her inhalation creates a suction effect, and as you pull away, your sack resembles a piece of hairy taffy. You perform this second part while fisting her and punching her in the cervix.
"Have you seen my mom?"
"I took her to the petting zoo and gave her the Filthy Jessica."
"Is she OK?"
"She's stinky, bruised, and deeply satisfied."
"I took her to the petting zoo and gave her the Filthy Jessica."
"Is she OK?"
"She's stinky, bruised, and deeply satisfied."
by rezwerd August 09, 2008
by canesfan August 06, 2006
some one who is extremely obese not hygenically up to date and unshaven, ususally accompanied by the remains of food stuffs hanging on various places. Applies to both sexes.
by oren November 06, 2004
taking the dirty sanchez to the next level. instead of sticking your finger in her ass and wiping it across her top lip, you shove your whole hand in her ass and grab a handful of shit then shove it in her mouth
by craig lough November 25, 2008