festival tan

The accumulated layers of grime and dirt on your skin after a good weekend in a dust bowl full of hippies.

Person 1: Wow! your skin is so dark in these pictures from Burning Man.
Person 2: Yeah, I thought so too until I got home and took a shower - it was just a festival tan.
Person 3: That's grody.

by danderzion October 18, 2013

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festie testie encounter

When you hook up with a guy at a festival whose testicles are sweaty and smelly.

I'm so excited to hang out! But if you wanna do your own thing or you know...have a festie testie encounter be my guest.

by ClawGee April 11, 2014

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Festivus opening

An act of closeted homosexual relations between a scruffy straight man and a metrosexual in denial.

I should not have gotten into that festivus opening last, I will be sore for days and I can't, nay won't, wear sweatpants.

by Patty90 March 27, 2016

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Festival Mode

'Festival mode' regarding the state of mind people are in when attending a music festival.

Person 1: "Mate I'm going to get so fucked at Reading - I can't fucking wait!"

Person 2: "Yeah man me too - I'm in complete festival mode!"

by picklerick8 April 19, 2018

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Festival titties

Titties that owners can paint and wear without clothing to festivals. These particular titties are usually not larger than a C cup to avoid owners being uncomfortable.

You have festival titties!

by skrtttttttt June 29, 2018

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