Fight Club

I can't talk about fight club.....

Jack: Hey so what's fight club?
Adam: YOU DONT TALK ABOUT FIGHT CLUB GAWD JACK

by ecFTW December 5, 2016

Freak Fight

A term commonly used in the Street Fighter 6 community: A fight between 2 people's avatars.

Person 1: Yo dude, wanna play ranked?
Person 2: Nah man, I'm in a freak fight right now.

by WaluigiMain October 4, 2023

Dagger fight

An event where two women expose their breasts and swipe their hard nipples against one another’s.

Person 1: Did you see Olivia and Izzy rub their boobs together after all those drinks last night?

Person 2: Yeah, man! Total dagger fight!

by Cody Mist July 31, 2022

dough fight

a simple fight of the dough. which dough? your dough. and her dough. and his dough. ERRRRYONES dough. it’s doughpe.

her- “do you want to go back to my place?” him-“yes but i’m really just in the mood for a good ole dough fight. nothing more nothing less.”

by dough_fights_r_us April 28, 2020

turkey fight

When two men aggressively engage one another in combat using their erect "members" as weapons to slap one another until one yields. The loser traditionally succumbs to the punishment of being ejaculated on by the victor. A very common way to settle disputes in central Mexico, Portugal and some parts of Armenia.

Scholars are unclear as to which culture the turkey fight originated but ancient historical evidence does suggest the usage of the turkey fight as a form of settling disputes goes as far back as 5th century BC Persia.

Example)

Challenger: I challenge you to a turkey fight!

Challenged: I accept. On-guard!

Example 2)

Friend 1: "Hey man, would it be gay if me and you had a turkey fight this weekend?"

Friend 2: "Umm... it would be gay if we didn't?"

Example 3)

In 2003, the president of the United States George W. Bush challenged Saddam Hussein to a private turkey fight to settle disputes over the possibility of nuclear weapons in Iraq. Hussein did not accept this challenge and thus matters had be settled through other means.

by The Turkey King September 7, 2013

sword fighting

Two men playing with their penis together for sexual pleasure

Rubbing and slapping both penins in a sword fighting fashion

by DOM1985 February 7, 2020

Shotgun Fight

It's when two rednecks look at each other intensely and use the pump actions on their shotguns. No actual shots are fired but only click on clank of the guns.

Those damn rednecks, look at them shotgun fighting. Damn idiots

by Pussy marijana December 8, 2016