Scary Fairy

Scary Fairy (skâr'ē fâr'ē)

A type of goth chick that was particularly popular during the Marilyn Manson explosion of 96 until around 2003. You can still find Scary Fairies but they aren't as popular as they once were unfortunately.

The Scary Fairy wears stripy tights and has self harm cuts and scars up their arms. They're referred to as scary fairies because half the time they wear fairy wings and carry a wand even when it's not fancy dress. When not wearing fairy wings and a wand they choose to wear a tiara.

The general public find these fairies scary but an experienced goth will tell you that they're actually very over emotional, over excitable, overly needy and quite sweet. They just wanting a cock and a cuddle. They put out exceptionally easy but you have to be prepared for them to cry about you for a while afterwards.

The Scary Fairy listens to Marilyn Manson, Placebo, Manic Street Preachers and Coal Chamber. They also have a fetish for goth guys who cross dress and if you look anything like Marilyn Manson or Brian Molko they will either stare in awe or run up to you screaming and jumping on the spot and then hug you.

"I was at this club last night and they played Coal Chamber. This Scary Fairy started screaming 'OH MY GOD IT'S COAL CHAMBER AHHHHHHHHHHH'. Nearly burst my ear drums. She then saw I was wearing a skirt and ran up to me screaming, hugged me and told me she loved me then wouldn't let go. I'd pulled!"
by enigmacrypt April 14, 2009
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Grass Fairy

Guy: You Play Any Sports?
Girl: Yeah Soccer.
Guy: HA! Your a Grass Fairy
by Taco April 18, 2004
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fairy queef

them fuzzy sunsabitch white seeds that fly around in the spring and summer that get stuck in your hair and shit.
dude, I totally got a fairy queef up my fuckin' nose. I hope a tree doesn't grow out of my ass.
by Rob Dickey June 21, 2008
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Fence Fairy

Person 1: Dude you're such a retard!
Person 2: Fuck off you fence fairy!
by lifesuxs March 03, 2010
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Facebook Fairy

Person who calls in sick for work but profile pictures show up a day later with the person dressed as a fairy for Halloween.
Why don't you call in sick like the Facebook fairy?
by r.r.r.r May 05, 2009
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fairy blunt

a blunt rolled with both weed and mushroom dust
or you could just roll up all mushroom dust, or course it has to be psilocybin mushrooms
im trippin off that fairy blunt
by dude im not you April 26, 2006
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Fairy piss

Any fruity, or sweet tasting alcoholic beverage. Usually one that chicks drink but can sometimes be consumed by fruity guys.
Jeff:Hey bro, what's that you're drinkin'?
Ted:Oh, it's Apple Pucker. Want some?
Jeff:Haha..No thanks dude, I don't drink fairy piss. That shit's for chicks and gays.
Ted:Whatever, it tastes good.
by gnarLEE September 24, 2008
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